“They will be my biggest badasses, these dudes who are down to roll with me.
Like a teenage day one Zyzz I shall mould them and in the gym of war I shall shred them.
They shall be of iron aesthetics and steely biceps.
In level 99 armor I shall clad them and with rare artifact end game raid drop guns shall they be armed.
They will be too fucking sick to get sick; no wimpy cold or fever will ruin their day.
They will have such hax, MLG strats, and gaming rigs that no scrub could ever beat.
They are my bouncers against the Terror.
They are the Defenders of Brokind.
They are my Space Marines
. . . and they shall know no fear.”
-The Empruh of Mankind
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